Excuse me, did you know that this area is off limits to dogs?
Did you know that I don't care?
Hi, I was wondering if you could stop your dog from flushing these Brant?
Fuck you
Good afternoon. Any Chance you could leash that dog?
No. Any chance you could go fuck yourself?
Sir, that is a protected species you are throwing rocks at.
Yeah, would you rather I came over there and hit you?
Hi, I was wondering if I could talk to you about those geese you just flushed?
What? Geese? Those are seagulls and I want them all off this beach.
You need to leash that dog.
Come over here and make me!
Do you kids realize how much damage it does to run into flocks of birds like that?
Mom!
Get away from my kids you bastard!
Hi folks. Do you think there is any chance you could walk around that flock of Brant instead of flushing them?
No. And you can go fuck yourself.
Did you know that urging your dog to chase those birds is a violation of at least three different laws, and can net you some serious fines?
Yeah, well show me a badge or shut the fuck up.
Excuse me, but would it be possible to stop your dog from chasing those Brant?
Hey! Everybody hates Canadian Geese so fuck off!
Sir, it's illegal to allow a dog off leash in a Provincial Park, and it's even worse to urge it to chase birds.
Up yours! Parks are for people!
Hi, could I talk to you a minute about what you just did to those Brant?
No. Go to hell.
Hi, do you think you could step back about 50 feet so the Brant could come in and feed?
Oh for Christs sake. You wanna fucking go? Huh? Come on! You wanna go? Come on!
Sir, if you give me a chance I can explain exactly why it's important not to harass these birds.
You don't get it do you? The NDP lost, and we don't have to put up with this bullshit anymore.
